Wednesday, December 24, 2008

MERRY CHRISTMAS



Make your own Zombie Santa Toy


Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Independent - Left 4k Dead

Left 4k Dead
Created by Markus Persson


Inspired by Left 4 Dead, Left 4k Dead is essentially Left 4 Dead crammed into 4 KB.
You need Java to play.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Sunday

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Biohazard: Degeneration (バイオハザード ディジェネレーション)

Resident Evil: Degeneration
Directed by Makoto Kamiya
Written by Shotaro Suga
Presented by Capcom

Degeneration is pure action. 7 years after the Raccoon City incident, by coincidence or fate, Claire Redfield and Leon S. Kennedy team up again to clean up a bio-disaster.
The movie draws elements from Resident Evil 2 & 4 leading up to the events before Resident Evil 5.

The story is pretty basic, the world of Resident Evil is changing. Multiple corporations have their hands dirty with Umbrella. Terrorists want the T-Virus and corporate insiders leak it to them. Claire and Leon fight against a bio-terrorist infected with the G-Virus whose mutations parallels that of William Brikin.

Paul Mercier and
Alyson Court are the voice actors for Leon and Claire respectively. Paul the voice actor for Leon in 4 and Alyson for Claire since her introduction to Resident Evil. The returning voice actors gives fans comfort

The story pulls from everything fans already know about the series, throwing at you just another outbreak and just another BOW. The scene changes and action shots are so fast paced, resembling a roller-coaster. And the CGI so realistic, you'll forget you're watching an animated film.

No plot-holes are ever patched and no major events happen. Degeneration is a fan-friendly, gorgeous, action packed, side-story for fans of everything Resident Evil. The end of the movie makes perfect timing as we wait to kill some zombie-esque Africans in Resident Evil 5.


First 11 Minutes


Automation Transfusion - SHITTY MOVIES


Don't fucking watch this movie, even if your life depended on it. Except... the fetus scene. This gay ass zombie walks up to this slutty nigger lover and rips her fetus out.

But other than that-

Fucking shitty movie.

Bloody-Disgusting said "One of the best zombie films in decades!"
They were fucking WRONG.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Resident Evil: Degeneration N-Gage Gameplay Footage



RE4 style on the N-Gage, based on the movie, even Hunnigan makes a return.

I don't understand why Capcom just didn't put more money into the game and make it for the DS or PSP (Movie/Game Bundles?)

Though the quality of the game seems low- I still want to play it.

[REHorror]

Monday, December 15, 2008

Music - Nuda Per Satana

Nuda Per Satana - They're Coming To Get You Barabra...



[Proyecto Zombie]

Zombie Axe Commercial



I'll admit.
I use Axe.

[Proyecto Zombie]

Max Brooks Free Audiobooks

You can now listen to Max Brooks' World War Z and The Zombie Survival Guide Audiobooks for FREE at Audiobook Corner.

ZOM

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Sunday

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Bacardi Zombie Party Drink



Tastes... surprisingly good.
I can't count how many times this has made me feel like a zombie at parties. Combine with Marijuana for full effect.

Advertising geniuses- who the hell wouldn't by a drink called Zombie?

Land of the Dead Gore Reel - ZOMBIE NATION

ZOMBIE NATION: Land of the Dead gore highlight reel

Zombie Sex Guide




Zombie Tits

Burning Angel's
Re-Penetrator
Starring Joanna Angel


Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Terror Pixels

Terror Pixels is a group of websites dedicated to all things zombies. The website was launched a month ago but has a good premise; advertise your bad-ass horror website for a very small fee.

The websites that are currently on Terror Pixels all seem to be owned by the same entity. Each one is unique in that they hold a specific part in zombie culture- but, right now, they suck... hard; but to me hold a lot of promise.

ZombieDump.com - Photobucket/Newgrounds of zombie culture. Upload your zombie photos and flash games.

ZombieMovies.org - IMDb of zombie culture. View profiles of zombie films, watch trailers, and chat on the forums.

ZombieTV.net - YouTube of zombie culture. Upload your zombie videos and post them throughout the webz.

ZombieSwag.com
- eBay of zombie culture. Sell your zombie swag here for other fanatics to gobble up.

These websites seem to be in their starting phase, or never got off the ground.
Together they create the perfect community of zombie websites.
Show your support!

Zombies On Ice! - Chicago, Illinois

For those of you in the Chicago area, you should check out Zombies On Ice!

Date: Sunday, December 14, 2008
Time: 2:30pm - 5:30pm
Location: McCormick Tribune Plaza & Ice Rink Millennium Park
Street: 55 N Michigan Ave, Chicago, IL

Apparently they're trying to reach the world record for the most amount of zombies on ice at one time. So don't be dripping in blood / make-up or you'll ruin it for everybody.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Zombie Armor and Zombie Personal Defense - ZombiePhiles.com

Check out zombiephiles.com, a weekly zombie blog with some very insightful articles on surviving a zombie outbreak where Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide fails.

Zombie Armor on a Budget!!!

  • Ace Bandage
  • Football Pads
  • Gaiters
  • Paintball Neck Guard
  • Motorcycle Body Armor
  • Skateboarding Wrist Guards
  • Soccer Shin Guards
  • Mesh Kitchen Gloves
  • Motorcycle Suit
  • Tactical Body Armor
This list is very useful- but a lot of this stuff is hard to come by. If during an outbreak you're near a sports store- for the love of God go steal some shit, everything for zombie survival is there. What this list doesn't cover is your face and head. You should have some sort of face protection- whether it's a motorcycle helmet or a ninja mask- if blood gets near your face, mouth, eyes, ears, or nose- you're at the risk of becoming infected. For footwear you need something you can move quickly in and are still comfortable, durable, and water-proof. Gaiters would become uncomfortable quickly and aren't very easy to maneuver in. Always have a pair of gloves on to protect your fingers at utmost importance- without fingers you can't do shit to protect yourself. Personally I have a shit load a ingrown fingernails and shitty cuticles that always seem to be bleeding. When killing zeds and blood gets my hands I would be surely fucked.

Try to find everything you're wearing in cut-proof (or chainsaw protective) material like Kevlar. Should teeth or nail break your skin, you're fucked. Test it by slashing your knife at the material. If it slices like butter, don't wear it. Though you can't be 100% protected when on the move killing Zombies- you can still have strong clothing that a normal bite can't go through. Apparently mesh shark suits can be the most suitable armor for an outbreak. They're strong, cover the entire body, and are easy to move in. Beyond that you can swim in them- in case you ever need to.

Because I live in Michigan the cold weather can be damaging to your survival. Under Armour is a great thing to have underneath all your clothing. Under Armour has many different products, including a new Tactical line, for all different uses. There is Under Armor that keeps heat in your body, keeping you warm, and Under Armor that lets heat out- keeping you cool in hotter climates.

Don't over-do it. Having a shit load of protection on wont help you when twenty zeds are on your ass like fire. And beyond all- don't forget a belt, you wont get anywhere if your pants are halfway down your ass as you're trying to run.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Independent Film - CHAINSAW MAID

CHAINSAW MAID
by takena




THEY are coming for your FLESH and BLOOD!Now the last hope of the family rests on a sexy faithful MAID! The most brutal clay-animation you've ever seen! ご主人様と少女を守るため、メイドさんがチェーンソーでゾンビ軍 団に立ち向かう!ポップな色...

Independent - Bloody Zombies

10800 Zombies is very similar to another cute zombie game I've played before called Bloody Zombies. It's a small executable with minimum graphics that's recommended to be played with an Xbox Controller. You control your guy with the WSAD keys and control your only weapon, a Lawn Mower, with the mouse, pressing primary click to give it gas. Killing zombies leaves large pools of blood that you can navigate in by pressing the mower's gas behind you. If you do this out of water you'll fly great distances to reach higher platforms.

The point of the game is to rescue your girlfriend Barbara.

THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU!

Independent - 10800 Zombies

10800 Zombies is an Independent Game made by Jan Willem Nijman. It's an platforming shooter with minimum pixel art. Every sprite is a basic square with as minimum detail as possible, will still achieving the cute brutality that it's trying to. You can choose from several characters at the start. You run using the arrow keys and jump pressing up. You can pick up weapons by pressing down, and if you press down again your weapon will go on your back to make room for another. There are several weapons, the pistol having infinite ammo. You can eventually find a shield hidden in boxes to use that as protection as your secondary weapon. Every stage has a boss, the first level's being a green zombie frog.

I will probabaly end up playing this game forever.


Jesus Christ

It's Sunday already?

Lack of posts is due to my computer being shitty.

I've got a "new" one that has a better OS and runs faster.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Monday, December 1, 2008

Buy more stuff from Max Brooks

Max Brooks, creator of the famous Zombie Survival Guide and expanded story World War Z has developed a graphic novel called
The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks.
It's due out June 2nd, 2009- quite a ways away, pre-order it now.

In the meantime you can buff up on your survival knowledge with the 'Guide in Deck form- each card has illustrations and information on them for quick access. I can't see how these would be helpful during an outbreak. I would assume they'd scatter quickly.

The Guide franchise seems to be getting bigger. You can now buy blank notepads and journals with 'Zombie Survival' and 'Max Brooks' printed all over them. Whatever makes you feel special I suppose.

In other Max Brooks news; development of the film adaptation of World War Z is chugging along. Mark Forster, director of the recent bad ass James Bond movie Quantum of Solace, will be directing and J. Michael Straczynski, who apparently created Babylon 5, will be adapting the book into screenplay.

If you still haven't read The Zombie Survival Guide or World War Z, do so now.