Sunday, November 30, 2008

Resident Evil: Degeneration - First Eight Minutes

I'm a big Resident Evil fan and can't wait to get my hands on this movie.
IGN has the first eight minutes.



Saturday, November 29, 2008

Lore Clothing Sale - All Tees $11.99

Oh yeah, it was Black Friday and shit. R.I.P. to all those who sacrificed their lives to consumerism, for a holiday that lost all spiritual meaning to the pleasures of corporate fucks.

My favorite T-Shirt Store Lore is having a sale before the introduce their new line. All shirts are $11.99- a fabulous pleasure. The shirts are probably selling out fast, but it's a perfect time to grab yourself a little corportatewhoremas present for yourself or someone else.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving!

While you're sitting there, happily eating your delicious turkey meal- remember the millions of turkeys that die each day around the world from meat vendors world wide. The human race commits acts of animal genocide, constantly growing animals for the sole reason to be devoured. They watch their own kind grow to be killed. They are confused and afraid their entire lives- never to see the sun, smell the grass, or live a life us humans know as freedom.
Remember, that when you bite into the meat of your steak, chicken, and turkey- that you're biting into FEAR.

Love your food and be thankful you're not the one on the table.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Sour Patch Kids

I ate so many of these fuckers today I thought I was going to burst. I can feel the sugary gumdrops morph into one large ball in my stomach, slowly inching their way out of my ass.

I'm currently taking a Psychology course and began psychoanalyzing myself as to why I love these delicious sour children. Maybe I unconsciencely desire to eat humans, my quite zombie hunger, and I eat these treats as a way to cope with that. Then I began thinking how truly disgusting eating Sour Patch Kids is. I imagined groups of little children being pulled out of a bag as they scream for life- hanging on to nothing, clawing their way to freedom, as I throw them in my mouth, crushing their bodies with my teeth. Their gooey blood tastes like fruit.

Fuck, Sour Patch Kids are good.

Zombies in Video Games

A game becomes increasingly bad ass if they add some form of Zombies. We've seen that in Saints Row 2. Recently there has been a large spurt of special Zombie cameos in numerous video games.

For Halloween Grand Theft Auto IV released on Xbox Live a zombie outbreak skin. If you get killed by a player who is a zombie- you'll become one too. Your character gets naked sporting a pair of yellow panties with a cute little Rockstar logo on them. If you own GTAIV you can check out the Social Club for the latest on the zombie outbreak.

World of Warcraft's Halloween event consisted of green glowing zombies that if touched will curse you with Zombie Madness that lasts for 10 minutes. Afterwards you'll be a zombie with zombie powers, from which you can wreak havoc. Kotaku has some pretty pictures. I found one spectator quote, "They were fucking shit up."

By the way- I fucking hate World of Warcraft.

The latest, and best, recent Zombie addition is Call of Duty: World at War's extra Zombie Mode called Nazi Zombies, playable after you complete the game. It has a point system, so after you shoot down some dead Nazi fucks you can switch/upgrade your weapons and unlock/put-up barriers. Like Left 4 Dead, it's a team-based communication game that I'm very excited to play.

If you're looking for more zombies in video games- head over to

Monday, November 24, 2008

Independent Film - What To Do In A Zombie Attack

Lone Bannana Production's
What To Do In A Zombie Attack

Ten Zombie Slayin' Weapons You Already Own! -

Check out, a weekly zombie blog with some very insightful articles on surviving a zombie outbreak where Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide fails.

Ten Zombie Slayin' Weapons You Already Own

  • Curtain Rod
  • Metal Spatula
  • Candle Stick
  • Butcher Knife
  • Rolling Pin
  • Hatchet
  • Hammer
  • Pipe Wrench
  • Baseball Bat
  • Shovel
In the comments of the article, a user 'Rory' gave another list of highly useful home weapons:
  • Pizza Cutter
  • Saw Blades
  • Broom Handles
  • Ol' Board with a Nail Through It
  • Crosscut Saw
  • Iron Skillet
  • Your car
  • Broken glass
  • Country Music
I don't live in a home where we carry many weapons. I had knives as a teenager- but my father took them away from me. I have this small lightweight hammer that I have near my desk at all times, in case of any threat. It takes such little strength to swing and can crack through a skull in one hit. I also have a knee-capper made out of various metal parts and duct-tape- it even has this little strap on the end to make sure you don't lose it. I found it in my mah's Burban after she bought if off some hick. It's illegal- but sure is handy. Above all my favorite home weapon is the aluminum baseball bat. They're easy to find and almost everyone has a baseball bat. A friend of mine made a bat-holder for your back out of a shitty backpack and some foam tubing; very handy if you need free hands.

When searching for a weapon against zombies- don't think too far outside the box, it will only fuck you over early on. Knives can only do minimal damage to a zombie and must be precise if you're going for the head. You need something you can swing hard with and is blunt enough to cause major damage to the brain. Bedposts, walking sticks, canes, shovels, broom handles, and metal poles will cause sufficient damage and can be carried without fatigue. Leave your sword replicas behind along with the flail you got from the Renaissance Festival. Don't ever assume your weapon will last long, after smashing hundreds of skulls your weapon is bound to break. Home weapons are short-term- always keep an eye out for something with strong durability and even stronger destructive power.

If you have a hunting knife, military issue knife, machete, or battle-ready short sword- you'll be ready for the long hall.

Zombie Survival & Defense Wiki

Literally everything you ever wanted to know or find about zombies; books, comics, movies, games, theories, plans, guides, the works. Snoop around there at your heart's desire- the best shit there will pop up here at some point. The downside of this site is that it's very unorganized and doesn't seem to be heavily moderated; articles show up within articles and information is placed at random spots- for what seems like the hell of it.

Sunday, November 23, 2008


I hate Sundays.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Left 4 Dead - Xbox 360

Last night we beat the living shit out of Left 4 Dead. If you're reading this blog and have the means to play this game- you should have bought it already. If not, go buy it NOW.

Left 4 Dead is a First Person Shooter by Valve Software. There is no storyline for the game other than a war veteran, a geeky black guy, some biker dude, and a chick are all stranded in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. There are four scenarios in the game with five chapters each. City, town, airport, and train-tracks- each one consisting of you getting the fuck out with all your friends alive. Every time you play a level the enemy locations and item locations randomly change, so every play-through is slightly different. The better you play the game, the harder it gets- so if you're kicking ass a special zombie might just come along to ruin the fun. The game plays so that no matter what there are four characters, you being one of them and the rest played by bots. Four player co-op brings out the most in the game as communication brings out its realism- defending each other as a mass onslaught of zombies sprints towards you from every directions.

There are a number of different types of zombies in this game- each one with a unique annoyance.
Regs are everywhere. They limp around slowly until they see you, hear you, or smell you- then they sprint full speed. They rage in few to hundreds and are extremely easy to kill- but don't let them surround you or you're food. Hunters are these hooded zombies that can crawl on walls and leap great distances. They can jump on you and slash your face, you can only get out if a team-mate saves you. Smokers are these tall lanky zombies with long ass tongues. From a great distance they can wrap their licker around your neck and pull you towards them, from which only a team-mate can save you from. Boomers are these fat ass zombies who puke on you and explode with about one shot. If you get puked on a huge wave of zombies will spawn and focus on attacking you. It's hard to defend yourself as a huge glob of green goo fills your screen, hindering your view. Witches are these bitch zombies who cry. When you hear them turn off your lights and try to sneak around them. If you wake them up then they'll come strait for you and tear your shit up. Tanks are the boss zombies of the game and only show up at certain times. They endure a lot of firepower before they go down and can break down walls. If you get hit by them your health will go down substantially and will knock you back quite a distance. Unload on them as fast as possible.

Your possible arsenal is a pistol (dual wield if you find another), two types of shotgun- pump action and automatic, two types of machine gun- uzi and a rifle, and a sniper rifle. There are also two bombs; molotov cocktail, useful for swarms, and a pipe bomb which beeps when you throw it, attracting the zeds away from you towards it. You can carry one primary weapon and your pistols which have unlimited ammo, one bomb, a health pack, and some pills which only keep your health up for a limited amount of time for quick relief.

You can become the Zombies in multi-player. The computer randomly generates what type of special zombie you're going to be, but when you spawn you're this invisible ghost. You must go to an area where the humans can't see you and aren't currently engaging. After you spawn you can search for green markings that allow you to climb up or break through walls. You have two attacks as a zombie- left trigger and right trigger, left usually being close range and right long. This is extremely fun in a huge group.

I felt like there should have been more guns in this game- flame thrower, dual uzi, rocket launcher- what about good ol' regular grenades? For a Valve game, some aspects of Left 4 Dead feel empty. The scenarios don't take much to get through on simpler difficulties and may make you feel like you're not getting your money's worth. I get the feeling this game is meant to be played on harder difficulties to make the reality of an outbreak stronger. As far as I know there are no unlockables and all the scenarios are unlocked from the start- so there's absolutely no progress to the game. I hope Valve releases some intense downloadable content soon.

Left 4 Dead does a very good job at what it's trying to do: be a well-done multi-player zombie game.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Saints Row 2 - Zombie Uprising

Saints Row 2 for the Xbox 360 has Zombie survival game called Zombie Uprising at the game's starting point or... "crib".

Basically you're some hard-ass fucker defending a pile of bricks called safety from an onslaught of Zombies. You start out without a weapon but they're all behind you and in secret areas around the map, they're all guns from the game- so you have quite a selection, but they only last for a limited amount of time- so you have to use them wisely. You have some shitty survivors whose only use is to attract the dead away from you. You can save them if you have food which drops from zeds. There are 6 waves and 4 different zombies. Regular, tall, fire, and bomb. After you beat all 6 waves you get an achievement called Romero's Hero.

And... that's it. There's not much more to it. Saints Row 2 is a very good game and in my opinion worth buying.

Don't waste your time on survivors- use the food on yourself.
For the first two waves use melee weapons.
When fire zombies come out, run around and make them catch other zombies on fire.
When bomb zombies come out, try to lead them into a big group of zombies, then blow them up.
Go up the staircase at the other end of the map and lay waste with your pistol for a battery of headshots.

Zombie Tools

I "stole" this story from Zombie Nation ( who, I suppose, is now my rival. They have 82 posts on Zombies, some are extremely interesting, and some have already been unintentionally re-created on here (I'm sure you'll see more). But hey- there are a million Zombie blogs out there- we're just one in the mud. I'll continue to bring interesting stories to this blog daily as it will become my Zombie heaven as well as my personal rant blog that will be subliminally messaged through various means.

At any rate- I hope we gain more readers as time moves on and I hope I can cover all the kick ass shit that goes down in Earth's Zombie world.

Zombie Tools is a website where you can buy... well- Zombie Tools. They're not as much tools as they are decapitating zombie killing blades to benefit your survival in an apocalyptic world. They're the perfect size machete in case of a zombie outbreak. "...our basic survival package includes a solid mountain bike, a sidearm, and a Zombie Tools blade." I don't blame them. Their weapons are battle ready and made in-house, specifying designs on Zombie survival. I personally like the Two-Faced Bitch, having a double sided blade allows you to strike the opposite direction in minimal time. On the other hand their newest blade Urban Bone Machete, Mark II has a strong handle for firm grip and a curved blade for harder and swifter strikes.

But- you can't have any of them because they're all out of stock.
So e-mail them and tell them to get cookin' on some tools.

While you're at the site- check out their Images section for some gorgeous zombie photographs.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Zombie Portraits & Zombie Daily

Both by Robert Sacchetto- master Zombie artist. For $80 he'll draw your photograph as a wicked rotten zombie for you to hang up on your wall. This is a perfect Christmas present or graduation present for your senior.

Zombie Daily is his blog where he posts a Zombie picture every day. It's fun to check back every couple days to see what's new.

MOTHER 3 Fan Translation

While this may not entirely have to do with zombies- you should still play this game anyway. If you're not familiar with the Mother/Earthbound series then here's your time to find out. Mother is a game series created by Nintendo back in-the-day for the Famicom in Japan. It was set to release in the United States on the NES, but never was, until a hacker ripped the ROM from an English blue cartridge prototype. Its sequel Mother 2 was released in the US as Earthbound for the SNES. Two years ago Nintendo released Mother 3 on the Game Boy Advance without any intention of releasing it in the US. So- the most massive gaming fan base took it upon themselves to create an English translation of the game. It was released about a month ago.

What you need to play Mother 3:
  • Mother 3 Japanese ROM (Google search)
  • Mother 3 Fan Translation Patch (link above)
  • and a Game Boy Advance Emulator (like Visual Boy Advance)

The Mother games are some of my most favorite games and finally being able to play through Mother 3 after much torment makes me feel complete. The gorgeous pixel art and hilarious dialogue makes it a game playable for nearly all ages, yet the undertone themes of the game are very realistic and, at some times, terrifying. Courage. The power to get up and be strong after the hardest fall. Greed. Money controls the entire globe and when humans introduced it to underdeveloped cultures, they become slaves to a simple idea of value and worth. Stem-Cell Research. The fear machine called Religion believes that it will lead to a genetic combination of species, humans playing the hand of God. Sacrifice. The only answer to fixing society is to destroy it and either rebuild, or cease to exist.

All this and more in the most amazing adventure of a lifetime, Mother 3.

Zombie Tits -

Zombie pinup calender inspired by

Zombie Pinups

Jesus Christ this site is fucking awesome. Basically it's a bunch of sexy women dressing up as zombies and taking pictures of themselves. It seems to be a big community where you can send in pictures of yourself that will go into the gallery. Hot freaky zombie chicks are my kind of thing.

FEARWERX - Zombie Stuff has a bunch of zombie and horror shit for your pleasure.

-Z.E.R.O. Zombie Survival Kit
A zombie novelty kit complete with zombie outbreak barrier tape, biohazard warning signs, even a CD-ROM game to test your target practice, plus more.

-Zombie Hunter Gear
Show the zombies that you're about to fuck their world up with zombie hunter tees.

-Crazy Masks
For those insane midget pornos you've always wanted to make.

-Toys/Actions Figures
For the children in all of us.

So buy some shit today!

War and Social Upheaval Cause Spikes in Zombie Movie Production

io9 has an interesting study on spikes in Zombie movies- including an extensive list on what zombie movies they recorded in the study, about 500 of them

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Watch Horror Movies Online

At you can watch movies that are now in public domain including White Zombie (1932) and Romero's classic Night of the Living Dead (1968).

Lore Clothing

Recently I've been looking for some T-shirts on the interwebs because what I wear fucks with my attitude and thought process. I can never find any truly bad ass T-shirts. Back in the day I found this clothing company called Acrux who specialized in gore/horror shirts. Least to say they were insane as fuck- and I hate myself for only buying one, as a month later the website, myspace, and owner disappeared without a trace. Search up Acrux Clothing and try to way-back that shit. I wanted to find something like Acrux and Lore was one of the first I found.
The site has two sections- a blog, which I recommend taking a look at. I'm sure you'll see posts from here linking to some of them anyway. The second section has all the tees, just tees, with four distinct T-shirt collections, each one unique in their own way. Many of the T-shirts have a unique classic horror feel to them that you have to see to describe. While they might not be that shocking, their bright colors or psychedelic feel make them one-of-a-kinds. What's best is that they're cheap. The Nature vs. Nurture "hippy" line is just over $12 with shipping and their most expensive and newest designs don't push over $20. What's even better- is that once you get your t-shirt package, there are some slick ass stickers inside that will push your brain to the limits as to find out where to put them.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Zombie Tits - Porn of the Dead

Porn of the Dead

What the fuck... I'm going to bed.


7chan is the definitive place to chat with other anonymous about your deepest sexual desires AND Zombies!

Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ - Nintendo DS
Sleeping Beauty ripping your fucking head off.
LRRH's Zombie BBQ is one of the most unique zombie games ever to be made. Developed by EnjoyUp and published by Destineer in the US. This game was released for the Nintendo DS just recently on November 6th, 2008. A cute and charming Little Red Riding Hood transforms into a sexy ass zombie killer to save Storyland alongside this ninja fellow. Fight undead Granny, Gretel, Pinocchio, Little Pigs, Sleeping Beauty, and even Saint Nick himself. So... you're a hot red riding hood fucking up fairy tale zombies. What can be better? It's under twenty fucking bucks. Pick it up now before it becomes a hard-to-find legend. I know I still have to- after I do you can expect a full page review.

And the poison transforms human into beast...

Hello fucking Internet.

Our time is a time of the undead, as the universal idea of zombieism plauges the minds of the people of Earth. Comics, Video Games, Books, Movies- the psychological mindset of our people is focusing on apocalypse, Armageddon, and the ultimate demise of human society.
Evil plagues our governments and the personality of the people is zombified. They go through with their life in a course of want and need- without gratitude or consideration- destroying lives, families, and cities- their only desire is to crave their hunger- yet millions starve.

This is a blog about Zombies.