Ten WORST things to do During a Zombie Outbreak - ZombiePhiles.com

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I find this list MOST important, beyond any advice in event of a Zombie Outbreak. You can have all the guns, armor, vehicles, and supplies in the world- but if you're an idiot... you're doomed.

Ten WORST things to do During a Zombie Outbreak

• Don't set zombies on fire.
• Don't get sentimental.
• Don't forget to shut the door behind you.
• Don't keep zombies in your basement. Even if they are your zombie family.
• Don't try to reunite with friends or family over long distances.
• Don't go down. Stay away from "basements, gullies, sewers, and anyplace else that zombies might unwittingly wander."
• Don't broadcast your presence.
• Don't stand in front of the window.
• Don't get too creative with zombie defense.
• Don't be "that one asshole," in your group.

Zombie films are always interesting because the characters always do what you shouldn't- and it's funny, because the dumb fucks die in the most horrible ways and I'm the one who ends up giggling. Zombie films wouldn't be good if the characters were complete, intelligent, badasses and knew everything to do in case of a zombie outbreak. As we prepare for the eventual zombie take-over, we should remember these rules and live by them in daily life.

zombie slayer
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:46 am

hey hey guys here are my responses……

1. why the fuck would you not set zombies on fire?!?!?!?!that is dumb who cares if they smell bad at least you are saving your ass right?????

2. i agree dont get sentimental at least not to the point where you are fucking crying your eyes out you need to go and kick some zombie ass!!!!!!

3. most defintely close the door behind you that is like fucking common sense there.

4. defintely do not keep zombies in your basement guys thats just plan dumb…”no i cant kill my brother hes only been bitten” WHAT THE FUCK!!!! put a god damn bullet in the things head its no longer your brother ok!

5. what kind of shit is that you need as many members as possible if you want to live!!!!!! i mean i have this amamzing girlfriend and i said if zombies attack you are the first person im coming for not FUCK YOU!!! you save yourself this girl means more than the world to me so do not listen to that one.

6. dont listen to this one either broadcast….. like i said you want as many members as possible so broadcast and you get some help..

7. i agree with this dont stand in front of the window if you do what the fuck is wrong with you??????? thats practically wearing a sign that says come and eat me!!!!

8. dont listen to this one either get as fuckiong creative as you want if you plan on staying some where for a bit get as fucking creative as you possibly can because you shouldnt be wasting your ammo all the fucking time so get creative guys.

9.i agree dont be the ass whole in the group thats just plan dumb because if i had an ass in my group i would either shoot them or feed them to zombies and then shoot him.