Zombie Tools

I "stole" this story from Zombie Nation (ilovetheundead.blogspot.com) who, I suppose, is now my rival. They have 82 posts on Zombies, some are extremely interesting, and some have already been unintentionally re-created on here (I'm sure you'll see more). But hey- there are a million Zombie blogs out there- we're just one in the mud. I'll continue to bring interesting stories to this blog daily as it will become my Zombie heaven as well as my personal rant blog that will be subliminally messaged through various means.

At any rate- I hope we gain more readers as time moves on and I hope I can cover all the kick ass shit that goes down in Earth's Zombie world.

zombietools.net

Zombie Tools is a website where you can buy... well- Zombie Tools. They're not as much tools as they are decapitating zombie killing blades to benefit your survival in an apocalyptic world. They're the perfect size machete in case of a zombie outbreak. "...our basic survival package includes a solid mountain bike, a sidearm, and a Zombie Tools blade." I don't blame them. Their weapons are battle ready and made in-house, specifying designs on Zombie survival. I personally like the Two-Faced Bitch, having a double sided blade allows you to strike the opposite direction in minimal time. On the other hand their newest blade Urban Bone Machete, Mark II has a strong handle for firm grip and a curved blade for harder and swifter strikes.

But- you can't have any of them because they're all out of stock.
So e-mail them and tell them to get cookin' on some tools.

While you're at the site- check out their Images section for some gorgeous zombie photographs.